Tony Danza: 17lbs of fur, piss, and vinegar.  

When you see this look and are offered his belly, ABORT. Rabbit kicks are imminent.  He’s kind of an a-hole, but super handsome.  Loves the sound of his own voice.

Ajax:  the eternally awkward and confused-looking one.  

Very affectionate but doesn’t know how to express it, frequently headbutts hard pieces of furniture instead of people.  Chases his own shadow.

Eris:  the bratty & high maintenance apple of my husband’s eye.

Likes: hissing and attention.  Dislikes: Tony.  She’s a pain in the ass, but sort of makes up for it by being good at cuddling.