Tony Danza: 17lbs of fur, piss, and vinegar.
When you see this look and are offered his belly, ABORT. Rabbit kicks are imminent. He’s kind of an a-hole, but super handsome. Loves the sound of his own voice.
Ajax: the eternally awkward and confused-looking one.
Very affectionate but doesn’t know how to express it, frequently headbutts hard pieces of furniture instead of people. Chases his own shadow.
Eris: the bratty & high maintenance apple of my husband’s eye.
Likes: hissing and attention. Dislikes: Tony. She’s a pain in the ass, but sort of makes up for it by being good at cuddling.